Feminists attack Washington Monument
The extreme feminist organization known as the New Order of Diverse Incredible Chicas or NODIC attempted to destroy the Washington monument Saturday by screaming at the 555 foot obelisk for […]
ANTIFA attacks White House
Early this morning nearly one hundred members of an elite branch of the alternative left organization “ANTIFA” ripped down a small section of The White House fence and began to […]
Selfie Fail; Journalist Falls Over The Edge of Earth And Proves It’s Flat
Proving once and for all that the Earth really is flat.
Indie media rocked by leaked sex tape
If you like on the ground reporting from independent and reliable journalists, you’re probably familiar with Ford Fischer from Washington, DC. If there’s something interesting happening in DC, he’s there. Sleeper […]
How to access the nude photos leaked by the NSA
We’ve been repeatedly asked how users can access the leak of more than 12.8 billion nude selfies by the National Security Agency. We’re assuming users want to see if they […]
CIA Hiring Smugglers for Special Programs
In a move reminiscent of the crazy plots of the Cold War, the Central Intelligence Agency is recruiting an army of smugglers. CIA recruiters are visiting different prisons in the […]
Contract Killers Across the Country Having Trouble Finding Work: Economic Downturn Coming
In an exclusive interview, Sleeper Cells spoke with Clarence “the Ghoul” Crowder. Over the course of the interview, he made it clear the economy is headed for a downturn. The nation’s contract […]
Donald Trump asks Julian Assange to head Cyber Security team
In an unprecedented tweet early Monday morning, President Donald Trump asked Julian Assange the founder of WikiLeaks to head the new US-Russian Cyber Security team. This coming after months of […]
NSA leaks 12.8 Billion Nude Images of Americans
A leak at the National Security Agency has released 12.8 billion intimate photos. The contents of the leak were gathered from the NSA’s program surveilling American citizens to protect their […]
Alt-Righter beaten to death by WWII vet grandfather after getting a Nazi tattoo
Alan Questers is a highly decorated WWII veteran. His grandson, Bobby “keki” Racher, 17, had fallen for the alt-right line about love of country and nationalism as a cure. According to […]