About Us


Sleeper Cells is a project of The Fifth Column. It’s been said that truth is stranger than fiction. That may be true, but sometimes the only way to get to the truth is with fiction. Sleeper Cells believes in the scientific and satirical method of bringing you the truth. We’ll diligently study subjects before we report on them. You’ll find no half-truths here, it’s all or nothing with us.

You’ll find topics discussed here that you won’t find on any other TFC outlet. Why? What makes this newest incarnation of Sleeper Cells so special? We’re not bound by the truth. This site is satire if you haven’t figured it out yet. Satire is the use of humor, exaggeration, outright lies, and irony to bring focus to a subject. So to be very clear: don’t believe anything on this website. At all. Nothing.