Category: News
Selfie Fail; Journalist Falls Over The Edge of Earth And Proves It’s Flat
Proving once and for all that the Earth really is flat.
How to access the nude photos leaked by the NSA
We’ve been repeatedly asked how users can access the leak of more than 12.8 billion nude selfies by the National Security Agency. We’re assuming users want to see if they […]
Contract Killers Across the Country Having Trouble Finding Work: Economic Downturn Coming
In an exclusive interview, Sleeper Cells spoke with Clarence “the Ghoul” Crowder. Over the course of the interview, he made it clear the economy is headed for a downturn. The nation’s contract […]
Donald Trump asks Julian Assange to head Cyber Security team
In an unprecedented tweet early Monday morning, President Donald Trump asked Julian Assange the founder of WikiLeaks to head the new US-Russian Cyber Security team. This coming after months of […]
NSA leaks 12.8 Billion Nude Images of Americans
A leak at the National Security Agency has released 12.8 billion intimate photos. The contents of the leak were gathered from the NSA’s program surveilling American citizens to protect their […]
Alt-Righter beaten to death by WWII vet grandfather after getting a Nazi tattoo
Alan Questers is a highly decorated WWII veteran. His grandson, Bobby “keki” Racher, 17, had fallen for the alt-right line about love of country and nationalism as a cure. According to […]
Putin Mocks Trump’s Military Deferments (Video)
Russian President Vladimir Putin was caught mocking the US President on a live microphone. Putin, who spent 15 years in the Soviet Union’s KGB, was recorded laughing about President Trump’s […]
Girl Urinating on Flag Was Publicity Stunt for MzWhiz
Sleeper Cells have uncovered a recent scandal involving a woman using a funnel to urinate on the American Flag was, in fact, nothing more than a publicity stunt for a […]