Trump Administration to Increase Chemtrails

The Trump administration declared their full support and called for an increase in geo-engineering, which many of you know as chemtrails. Walter Matthews, a spokesman for the Trump administration, stated to the press yesterday, “we’re not fooling anyone anymore, though some years ago the trails seen coming from airliners were nothing more than a conspiracy theory written off as simply the exhaust from the jet fuel, most of you have caught on and come to realize that yes, we are spraying huge amounts of aluminum, strontium and barium, amongst other chemicals, over your cities and towns.” Matthews statement to the press was

The Matthews statement to the press was shocking to say the least, but it gets worse, he went on to say, “we know that most of the public don’t like President Trump very much, or any of us for that matter, so it’s only fair to say that we don’t like you, and we’re afraid of you. By spaying the population day in and day out we are making the American people unhealthier than ever before, which we didn’t think was possible. That’s also why we have your doctors feed you poison they call medicine, and why we go out of our way to taint every bite of food you eat. We know a revolution is very possible and we’re taking measures to put a stop to it by attacking you first through the methods I’ve mentioned. I do want to say though to those who support President Trump and this administration, we thank you for sacrificing your own health while we deteriorate the health of our adversaries, if there was a way to attack only them in this way we might consider possibly maybe looking into it sometime, but I wouldn’t hold your breath; or do. It may protect you.” President Trump also went on record trying to explain that the chemtrails aren’t all bad when he said, “I know a lot of you may not like this but there is a good side, a lot of Mexicans are afraid to cross that there border because they know the air over here may kill them, I guess the grass isn’t always greener hahaha.”

President Trump also went on record trying to explain that the chemtrails aren’t all bad when he said, “I know a lot of you may not like this but there is a good side, a lot of Mexicans are afraid to cross that there border because they know the air over here is tainted. What they don’t know is that the air won’t be stopped by my big beautiful wall.”