Girl Urinating on Flag Was Publicity Stunt for MzWhiz

Sleeper Cells have uncovered a recent scandal involving a woman using a funnel to urinate on the American Flag was, in fact, nothing more than a publicity stunt for a new aid for female campers gone terribly wrong. MzWhz has issued an apology and closed its doors for good.

MzWhz issued a final apology and statement on Facebook prior to deleting themselves from the internet in shame.

The only question left: how will good Americans show their patriotism now?