CIA Hiring Smugglers for Special Programs

In a move reminiscent of the crazy plots of the Cold War, the Central Intelligence Agency is recruiting an army of smugglers. CIA recruiters are visiting different prisons in the […]

Florida Man Goes on Naked Rampage

A Florida man is in custody after an apparent nervous breakdown. Justin King, editor of The Fifth Column (our parent outlet), is facing multiple felony counts after his breakdown. According to witnesses, King ran from […]